It's amazing.
sometimes, I honestly think
I could win the Nobel Prize
for finding a cure for cancer
and all my family would have to say for it
would be that it was too late to save great grandpa
and how they'd rather I'd have won a cash award
to help pay off my debts.
"Is Alfred Nobel going to pay off your student loans?
I didn't think so."
Instead, I think I'd rather
put that effort into learning how to time travel
and put a bullet between the eyes
of my ten year old self.
After all, it's not technically assisting suicide
and rumor has it that I'd be saving everyone
a lot of trouble in the long run, anyway.
God, I just want to sleep.
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